Mountainside Christian Academy
Essex County, NY
Gizmos and gadgets and thingies galore
That’s what you’ll find on my bedroom floor.
Thingamabobs, whatchamacallits, other things too
Dig really deep and you might find some goo!
I know it’s disgusting, but I don’t really mean it;
I don’t ever find time to go up and clean it.
I never go up there, not even to sleep.
Just starting to think about it gives me the creeps!
I’m afraid to go in and see anymore
So I grab what I need and just close the door.